Something terrible happened today. I was still a bit itchy so They decided to do something. She had a big bowl of hot water. It's the bowl They sometimes get into. I drink out of it occasionally. They put me in. It was awful. I tried to get out but it was slippy and I just kept sitting down. This let Them wet me and put stuff on me even more. When They let me out I thought I'd better get my own back. I ran up and down against the walls and the furniture. She wasn't too pleased. Monty had been avoiding all this. He was quite shamefaced but he did give me a tip. Stood in the middle of the room and shook. Water everywhere. Very pleasing. Even Monty looked on with admiration.
Lesson 14 : Keep out of the bathroom when there is water present. Monty says he's told me this already. Don't remember.
Wednesday April 7th
Had a stay over at Ray and Lexi's. They went to a concert and we stayed with R and L. They have a big garden to play in and they let me use their arms and legs as chews. It was great fun. Was very tired by the end of the night when we went home again.
Lesson 15 : Sleep overs are a lot of fun. You get to sleep in strange places and chew stuff.
Thursday April 8th
The window cleaners came today. Gave me a bit of a fright. Had to subject them to a good woofing but all that excitement meant I had a little accident. Ashamed. Had to go lie down.
Thursday April 8th
The window cleaners came today. Gave me a bit of a fright. Had to subject them to a good woofing but all that excitement meant I had a little accident. Ashamed. Had to go lie down.
Lesson 16 : Beware of getting overexcited on a full bladder.
Friday April 9th
Monty is showing off again. He got a postcard from his Dogparents. Blah! Blah! Who has time to sit down and read when there's so much stuff to chew. back at the vet's. Still itchy. She says it must be something in the garden. That or I'm peeing on my paws.
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