Magnus 8th April

Really sorry folks.  Been very busy.  Pam had her sister and brother-in-law to stay.  We all lay about eating a lot.  Suited me actually.  Lying about waiting for food to drop is always a pleasure, but not always forthcoming.  I know we are not allowed at the table when the two-legs are eating.  I have discovered that, in fact, while they are eating, a foraging expedition is more successful.  Take, for example, Monday lunch time.  They were lunching.  I checked out the kitchen and liberated a gluten free carrot cake.  The icing is brilliant.


Mirren 8th April

Once again, Sir Galahad offered me none of the cake.  Big Boy is not a sharer.  Pam and Ewen were not impressed with him.  Pam gave me some of the salvaged cake, so that did make up for him not sharing_______but just a little bit.  When I think of all the times I let him have my food once I'm full.  He stands behind me drooling, I genteelly finish what I need ( a girl looks after her figure) and walk away letting him guzzle away.  Well NO MORE! If he won't share neither will I.  I have asked Ewen and Pam to remove my dish when I am finished.  Big Boy can go suck a claw!