Magnus Tuesday 17th May

Ho hum, sorry folks.  It's just been very nice weather and we've been walking MILES.  Ewen takes us out, every morning at 5.00am for 2hours.  It's great fun.  It's a great time time to be out.  No-one else.  Well apart from last week.  Now there's a story.  Bitchy face still has her pants on.   Well not when we are out walking because that would make life difficult if you know what I mean.  Anyway, out of no-where comes this red haired chap, a Lab I think.  His name is Harry.  Seen him about town.  Thinks he's royalty or something.  Getting back to the story...he's all over my wee, bitchy chum.  I was NOT having any of that and decided to see him off.  I was very aggressive.  Poor Ewen had to put me on the lead.  He didn't want any damages.  Then he tried to get Mirren on the lead.  I swear she was twerking Harry. "Look at me! Look at me!" sort of thing.  Waving her bottom at him.  Disgusting.  In the end I gave her a row too.  It wasn't all Harry's fault, after all.  Think the pants will be off soon.  Met Harry again last night.  I apologised.  He was still sniffing Mir but accepted the apology.  He told me he'd been for an injection.  My goodness that was magnanimous of him.

Mirren Tuesday 17th May

I cannot tell a lie.  I do rather like Harry.  He's just so dashing.  And his hair............... Oh well.  As a pedigree I can't go slumming it with another breed but red haired Lurcher puppies would be very lovely.  They'd look like me but have Harry's colouring.  Utterly gorgeous.  I'm sort of out of the mood now though.
We were watching a programme on TV, last night, about picking the right puppy for you.  Pam and Ewen should have watched it before they got us.  Insurance and food.  Wow! Who knew!
Big Boy has a bad nose.  The vet said, (It was Colin by the way.  Swoon, swoon.  Forget about Harry) that with a nose that size it was amazing he'd not had problems before.  Pam calls him Big Sniff (Magnus not Colin).
Apologies from me too about not writing, but all this walking and good weather and dreaming about Harry.........................................