Magnus Friday 24th June
Pam's going on holiday tomorrow.  I'll miss her.  I get the bed.  I get to sleep on the bed with Ewen.  I get to stretch out.  I bags her side of the bed.  Mine.  Labelled.  I'm Ewen's wingman.  I get the bed.  Yes!! Sorted.

Mirren Friday 24th June
Typical.  Me me me.  Pam retired yesterday.  It was a very sad and emotional day for her and all he can think about is getting her side of the bed.  I really shall miss her when she's away.  She gives me proper girlie cuddles and looks after my beautifulness.
And if he thinks he's getting her side of the bed he's mistaken.  I'm faster and lighter and I'll get there first.  Plus I don't fart like he does.  I'm keeping her side warm for her.