Friday 29 July 2016

Magnus Friday 29th July

I've got a call sign.  It's "Hamster".  This is because I've got chubby cheeks and like ham????? Not sure about this at all.  Ewen's "Flash" 'cause he's a photographer and Pam is "TeeKay" 'cause that's her favourite shop.  Mirren is "Ghost".  Anyway, the walks have been great this week.  2 hours of bliss.  Hurt my paw though.  I was playing football with Flash.  Must have staved it.  But, as I always say, every cloud......got medicinal chicken to help with pain.  I was a very brave puppy.

Mirren Friday 29th July

Yes, I am "Ghost" because I run so fast and I can just disappear.  I like my call sign.  Pam and Ewen have been watching "Top Gun".  They seem to know all the words!!  Very odd.  Walks have been brilliant.  I also like the pit-stops.  Water and nibbles.  It really is like having lots of little picnics.  I really like it, especially when Ewen takes us to the golf course club house  Very princess-y.  Very me.  Love Magnus's call sign.  That boy would do anything for ham.  And he does have these cute, hairy cheeks so.......

Sunday 24 July 2016

Magnus Sunday 24th July

Mum's birthday yesterday.  We gave her a lovely charm present.  She was very pleased.  Ewen said he used our biscuit money.  I deeply hope not.  I know I shouldn't be tight pawed but I do love my biscuits.  I shouldn't worry anyway.  She always makes sure we are well provided for.  Like on walks.  She's started taking a bag on her back with bottles of water, a fold up dish and treats in it.  Mirren says it's because Pam is a responsible dog owner.  I just think it's cause she loves us.

Mirren Sunday 24th July

It has been really warm and muggy here, even early in the morning.  When we go for walks we get very thirsty quickly.  Pam is just making sure we don't dehydrate.  When you're running about for 2hours it takes it out of you.  I enjoy a nice bottle of cold water as much as the next dog. Ewen's put fans on in the house too.  Big Boy gets so hot, especially at night.  He pants all the time.  He is very hairy, of course.  I just have cool thoughts and they keep me cool.  I think I'm walking in the snow, feeling the snow in my paws.  Very cooling.
I never grudge either of the Two-Legs their presents.  They look after us, so it' s nice to look after them too.  And, as Magnus says, we will still get our treats.

PS Magnus has stopped farting as much since Pam stopped Ewen giving us rice in our food.  The air is so much sweeter!
PPS Ewen needs to start posting pics again!!!!!


Thursday 14 July 2016

Magnus Thursday 14th July

Mirren is becoming a bit of a diva.  Pam just caters for her every whim.  I don't want to eat there, I want to eat here.  I want to eat lying down.  I want you to feed me.  Nyah nyah nyah!  Honest to goodness she needs to get a wake up call.  I'm not like that.  I'll munch away anywhere.  I like my food......and hers.  That's the problem.  If she's lying down, having her food, with Pam,  I don't get to hover around and eat up the left overs.
Once again, every cloud,,,,,,,,Mirren couldn't eat her tea last night because she was scared of a big, bluebottle.  Kept running away.  Don't understand.  Now if it was a wasp I could.  That's a WHOLE different story.  Been stung by one once.  I hope it doesn't happen again.  I was not a happy puppy.  Kept the Two-legs up all night i was so scared.  Don't remind The Duchess please.  But then a blue bottle doesn't sting.  Wasps are a much more serious matter.

Mirren Thursday 14th July

Bonjour mes amis.  Heureux le jour de la bastille. Meilleurs voeux à tous nos amis français. J'aime votre style et votre sens de l'élégance. Je sens que je pourrais avoir des ancêtres français, ainsi que des Écossais.
I have no idea what he's on about.  If Pam wishes to make sure I eat, that's fine.  She worries that I might have a wee problem with trying to keep thin, svelte and beautiful.  She thinks I should run about more rather than not eat.
I am embarrassed about the blue bottle.  I admit it.  But then I catch and kill wasps.  Blue bottles are just so buzzy and big.  And blue and shiny.

Monday 4 July 2016

Magnus Monday 4th July

Pam's home.  Off the bed.  But then she gave me some of her gluten free, cheese toast this morning.  Always look on the bright side.

Mirren Monday 4th July

Happy Independence Day !! 
Yes.  Pam is home.  I am not allowed on the good couches anymore.  But then Big Boy is not on the bed!  Have had big, girlie cuddles so I really don't mind.  Good to have a 2:2 balance in the house again.