Magnus Thursday 14th July

Mirren is becoming a bit of a diva.  Pam just caters for her every whim.  I don't want to eat there, I want to eat here.  I want to eat lying down.  I want you to feed me.  Nyah nyah nyah!  Honest to goodness she needs to get a wake up call.  I'm not like that.  I'll munch away anywhere.  I like my food......and hers.  That's the problem.  If she's lying down, having her food, with Pam,  I don't get to hover around and eat up the left overs.
Once again, every cloud,,,,,,,,Mirren couldn't eat her tea last night because she was scared of a big, bluebottle.  Kept running away.  Don't understand.  Now if it was a wasp I could.  That's a WHOLE different story.  Been stung by one once.  I hope it doesn't happen again.  I was not a happy puppy.  Kept the Two-legs up all night i was so scared.  Don't remind The Duchess please.  But then a blue bottle doesn't sting.  Wasps are a much more serious matter.

Mirren Thursday 14th July

Bonjour mes amis.  Heureux le jour de la bastille. Meilleurs voeux à tous nos amis français. J'aime votre style et votre sens de l'élégance. Je sens que je pourrais avoir des ancêtres français, ainsi que des Écossais.
I have no idea what he's on about.  If Pam wishes to make sure I eat, that's fine.  She worries that I might have a wee problem with trying to keep thin, svelte and beautiful.  She thinks I should run about more rather than not eat.
I am embarrassed about the blue bottle.  I admit it.  But then I catch and kill wasps.  Blue bottles are just so buzzy and big.  And blue and shiny.