Magnus and Mirren March 2nd

Magnus:  Apologies for the delay but I have been unwell.
Mirren:  Magnus has been sick a lot recently.  On the cream carpet.
Magnus:  I can't help it.  When I need to throw up I do.
Mirren:  But why do you try and hide it?  You're sick behind the chair, or behind the door.                    When I throw up I just let it out.
Magnus:  I'm just trying to be tidy and keep it out of the way.
Mirren:  Oh well.  It did mean a visit to see Colin again.  I can't complain.
Magnus:  He said I have a strong heart.  I'm not so happy about them keep saying, "He's seven  
and a half now.  He's getting on."
Mirren:  At least no-one was commenting on your weight!!
Magnus:  You have to admit your coat is getting a bit tight.
Mirren:   I'm just reaching my prime.
Magnus:  Getting three smaller feeds might help you.
Mirren:  What do you man "smaller"?
Magnus:  We're getting less food but more often.  It's to help my tummy.
Mirren:  We'll have to see how that goes.  I'll be registering my complaint if I'm unhappy.
Magnus:  I am absolutely positive you will that!!!