Magnus 15th May

Ewen is away golfing.  He didn't take me.  I am very pissed off.  Pam is being lovely but I miss Ewen.  He's been away one night but he's going away again.  I don't know.  I would go with him but I find the swinging clubs, wee white balls and the chatter just too much.  Give me a good toy chase any day.

Mirren 15th May

I hate golf.  We went a big walk up the hill and round the golf course, the other day, and there was a noise like gunfire. I was off.  Hate that noise.  Hunting should be done quietly and quickly.  Like how a Deerhound would do it.  None of this baying and hollering and banging.  Pam and Ewen eventually caught up with me.  Anyway, the house is lovely and quiet.