Magnus 29th July

Well, that's July just about over.  Pam had a birthday last Sunday, which meant the odd treat fell my way.  I feel I deserve them because Mirren and I bought her flowers with our paw money.  Pam really is a push-over.  I just sit and look at her and lift a paw and she gives in and gives me something.  Ewen is far stricter.  Mirren tries to give me a telling off and bites my ear but she's just jealous.  They've both been at Kelso Borders Union Agricultural Show show. We didn't go this time.  I would like to go back.  Mind you, last time we were there I did rather disgrace myself but when a chap needs to go, he needs to go.

Mirren 29th July

Weather has been a bit poor but it's nicer for us dogs if it isn't too hot.  I am amazed at him saying Pam's a push-over.  When he says he lifts a paw he actually rakes Pam with his paw and claws.  Poor woman is in pain.  She just gives him stuff to stop him pawing her.  Ladies do not like men who paw them.  He won't listen when I try to tell him.  He just sees it as the end justifies the means.  I think I might be firmer with him.  Pam loved her flowers and I don't grudge her them.  She and Ewen look after us so well and she has to put up with his pawing!!!
As to the show!!!! How could I forget.  I was MORTIFIED.  He just went to the toilet in front of hundreds of people.  Thank goodness Ewen has poo bags on him.  That saved the day and got a big cheer.  If you have dogs you need poo bags.  I don't understand those people who bag a poo and then leave the bag lying.  Put it in the bin.  It takes longer to disappear in a bag.