Mabel: Here we are again. Pam has discovered I get cold easily. She just waves a warm furry throw at me and I'm hers. Curl up and go to sleep. Have met a big guy called Murphy who was very nice. Looked like a big, warm, furry blanket and I did try to get closer but he wasn't playing along. Got a bit offended when a lady asked if we were Whippets. Nothing against Whippets but really???? Other than that it's been eat, sleep, walk and beat up Morris. Both of us got into trouble for this......

Morris: It's tough here. I have to walk when asked, come back when asked, sit and down when asked and go and toilet outside. Where's the fun in all that. Tried to eat Pam's fluffy duster but it didn't go down well and I threw up bits of it and some of my dinner into Pam's favourite mug. Impressive accuracy. Quite chuffed with myself. Also, met a big chap called Murphy. I'll be as big as him one day.